We do not what we ought;
What we ought not, we do;
And lean upon the thought
That chance will bring us through.
                          Matthew Arnold

  To help defray some of the plumbing costs necessary to dislodge the cat, please feel free to send $5.00 via Paypal to Headmaster, care of mistress Ralph. 
    If you are a cat fancier or just like pets in general then visit  Ralph's page for further amusing misadventures and to offer your apologies for the flushing incident. 
    Some puzzled readers have asked what a hapless cat has to do with the theme of this website but there is no logical answer other than the author just likes to pepper the site with absurdity.  
    You will be relieved to know there is a lot more to the site than just a cat swirly.  

    I am the site curator, Saundra, and all the original material you are about to see, excluding the cat scratchings, is the unique personal record and vision of the mysterious Dr. Pall Uriah Snoad.  My commentary will be in this nice turquoise font color to distinguish it from Dr. Snoads work in white.  Use the important link below to begin your tour of a most unique site.       

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